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I was watching the Avengers when...

  • mom: is it even legal to have six Marvel characters in the same film?
  • me: duh, it's in the Constitution
  • mom: lol, where does it say that?
  • me: FREEDOM TO ASSEMBLE
  • yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

    yinx1:

    sueanoi:

    betweenthetights:

    blogfrenzy:

    water is wet

    the sun is hot

    leaves are green

    Republicans are white

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    scottish:

    hearin a really shitty pun
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    makin a really shitty pun
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    lokgifsandmusings:

    Asami and Korra, emasculating men all season long.

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    vvankinq:

tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you

    vvankinq:

    tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you

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    dopeybeauty:

    aurora is the queen bitc

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    thespacegoat:

    zacksplosion:

    gimmegrimmy:

    thecityofpawnee:

    nerdmodeactivated:

    tea-in-the-tardis:

    bakuraryou:

    OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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    AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

    I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

    THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

    SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

    We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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    THAT WAS ONE TIME

    HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

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    sealguana:

    Piper & AB kicking ass and winning Capture the Flag. cant believe i almost missed the otp’s ship week

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    martianwitchery:

    LOOK AT THIS CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER

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    ARE YOU DONE LOOKING AT THE CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER OKAY THEN CARRY ON YOUR DAY/NIGHT

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